Coffee Quotes: Funny Coffee Quotes That Will Kickstart Your Day

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Coffee Quotes: Funny Coffee Quotes That Will Kickstart Your Day

“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” – Sandra Bullock

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” – John Van Drute

“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Regan

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

“As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move… similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.” – Honore de Balzac

“How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here for ever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself.” – Virginia Woolf

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

“He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” – Josephine Baker

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh

“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan

“Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.” – Johann Sebastian Bach

“That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.” – Holden Caufield, Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)


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